THE world’s richest man and the world’s most powerful man yesterday extracted their limp willies from their flies and proceeded to slap them at each other.
The men, neither of whom is able to achieve an erection by conventional means, first revealed their penises to each other in an attempt to overawe the other, and when that failed commenced to fighting.
Bystander Joanna Kramer said: “The older one began brandishing it as a weapon initially. He seemed to genuinely feel it would intimidate.
“Then the nerd one fished his out – shockingly white, reminiscent of maggots – and raised it as much as he could, shouting ‘Become my blade once more!’. Then adding ‘That’s from Elden Ring, I hundred percented it.’
“After that, it was on. By which I mean two unfit men grasped their wilted willies in their hands and swiped them at each other, rarely making contact. I closed my eyes but even the sound made me heave.
“The nerd said the old guy had a ‘paedo willy’ to which he shouted ‘I’ll cut your willy off! I’ll pull its funding!’ Then I think the nerd said his willy could fly into space? I greyed out several times, for my own sanity.
“Anyway, the older one’s now under an underage sex trafficking cloud and the other one lost $150 billion overnight. Nobody wins when the willies come out.”
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