TRUMP’S flip-flopping on tariffs and the economic chaos he’s causing are forcing MAGA types to find coping strategies. So what sort of ‘copium’ are they taking today?
Kyle Johnson, Huntsville: “I voted for Trump because I hate blacks and hispanics and I haven’t paid any attention to the news since. What’s this problem with sheriffs?”
Rita Schumacher, Dallas: “It’s all part of his genius strategy, straight out of The Art of the Deal. Donald’s outsmarted his opponents every step of the way. The guy’s playing 4D chess. What is chess, by the way? Can you eat the black and white things?”
Joel Vincent, Fort Worth: “I think not being able to afford anything is good because we’re relearning the toughness and self-reliance we’ve lost in the modern world. There’s nothing like being crippled by polio to stop you going soft.”
Taylor Johnson, Atlanta: “I am avoiding confronting what a colossal f**k-up this and what an idiot I am by only watching Fox News. Apparently China is begging us to let them become the 51st state and the price of eggs is -$20 so you make a profit every time you go to the store.”
Amy Muller, Des Moines: “It’s bad but I don’t blame Trump. In 2024 Joe Biden went forward in time and imposed all these stupid tariffs so they’d be waiting to mess up Donald’s presidency. Yes, I do get most of my information from Facebook. Why do you ask?”
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