How to lie in: A guide for irritating early risers
PERPETUALLY paranoid about ‘wasting the day’ staying in bed? Chill the f**k out by following this guide to enjoying it and not being knackered by...
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Six suitable occasions to confess to cheating on your girlfriend: a guide for Olympians
STUNNED the world by admitting to being a love rat while collecting bronze for the 20km individual biathlon? Fantastic honesty, but save it for these...
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How to make matters worse if pulled over by police: A guide for knobhead drivers
ARE you an idiot who can’t help but ramp up the jeopardy if you’re stopped by the police? Make sure to do the following instead...
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Timothée and Kylie: A guide for blokes struggling to see what the problem is
MALE? Perplexed by persistent speculation as to why Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner, two young, attractive, vapid people are dating? Your questions answered: Isn’t this...
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Do you look like a cheap whore? A guide for paranoid women going to New Year’s parties
NO-ONE wants to look as if they’re selling sexual services at a New Year’s gathering, so if you’re a woman paranoid about her outfit use...
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Donald Trump’s guide to wrongly thinking people enjoy your anecdotes
TRUMP consistently believes everyone loves his muddled anecdotes and offensive quips, and if you follow his tips this Christmas season so could you! Let the...
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Solomon vs Hinch: A guide for husbands who couldn’t care less
IF your partner likes celebrity nonsense it might pay to know the basics of the Stacey Solomon and Mrs Hinch feud. Here is a guide...
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‘I like a larger Harley Quinn’: Your guide to getting laid at comic conventions
LONDON recently hosted Comic Con, and such events are heaving with people cosplaying characters you may well fancy. Here’s how to pull your own Poison...
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How to be less racist about the Welsh: A guide for Reform politicians
TODAY’S Caerphilly by-election could be a step towards Reform winning the most seats in Wales, polls suggest. But as a party known for their old-school...
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A woman’s guide to what men do in the shower
EVER wondered why the man in your life takes so long showering? Here are the things he’s doing in the bathroom he’d rather you didn’t...
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Pokémon Go Solosis Community Day guide
Pokémon Go is having a Solosis Community Day event on Sunday, Oct. 12 from 2-5 p.m. in your local time. As expected with a Community...
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Bloodborne’s 744-Page Complete Guide Is Steeply Discounted This Weekend
From Software fans can pick up Bloodborne’s Complete Guide for $42 at Amazon until October 13. To get this deal, click on the coupon on...
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Jane Goodall leaves behind hope and a survival guide to get through trying times
Jane Goodall was a wildlife conservationist, zoologist, and anthropologist. Her incredible career spanned multiple decades, resulting in the scientific community and animal lovers alike having...
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The older man’s guide to saying things in a grey area of creepiness
TRUMP has told Kate she is ‘beautiful, so beautiful’. Making uncomfortable comments to younger, uninterested women is a popular pastime for older men, so here’s...
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How to drink 15 cans of Monster responsibly: A government guide
UNDER-16s will will no longer be able to buy energy drinks, but there’s no reason adults can’t continue to enjoy them responsibly as part of...
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Pokémon Go Rookidee Community Day guide
Pokémon Go is having a Rookidee Community Day event on Saturday, Aug. 30 from 2-5 p.m. in your local time. As expected with a Community...