A MAN about to meet his girlfriend’s father has been told what a kind, wonderful person he is and also not to get onto the subject of certain people’s right to live.
Ahead of meeting his girlfriend’s ‘really sweet’ dad for the first time, Jack Browne was warned not to bring up controversial topics like the legally enshrined access to food and water, freedom of speech or the Royal National Lifeboat Institution.
Girlfriend Lucy Parry said: “Dad’s such a warm, kind-hearted man, so long as you don’t make the mistake of saying there are basic dignities everyone should enjoy.
“Stick to safe topics like football or films. And if the right to healthy working conditions or legal protections against slavery come up, change the subject f**king fast.
“My last boyfriend got banned from Easter brunch when he stumbled into saying he’d flee a country if he was in a minority being tortured and killed by the state, so don’t do that. Call the Universal Declaration of Human Rights woke nonsense and you’re golden.
“If you really want to make a good first impression, roll your eyes at the idea of equal pay for equal work. He hates that shit.”
Browne said: “So I have to throw away all of my morals to keep having sex with you? Okay.”
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