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The person whose pool just became an infinity pool at no cost:
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The person with the cleanest floor this side of the Mighty Mississipp’:
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The person lived way too dangerously while cutting their hair:
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The person who finally answered the eternal question of what happens when you take a table saw to an iPhone:
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The person who learned a valuable lesson about measuring things that day:
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The person who had the universe laugh in their face:
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The person who got absolutely dusted by some espresso powder:
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The person who gave their cable an emergency tracheostomy:
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The person who just straight up lived a Looney Tunes scene:
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The person who saw quite possibly the worst sight known to humankind:
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The person who’s going to feeling the CRONCH of dog food under their feet for the rest of their days:
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The person who found a little friend in their dishwasher:
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The person who gave their MacBook a cool, new design:
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The person whose microwave no longer belongs to them:
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The person who might be the soundest sleeper this side of the Mighty Mississipp’:
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The person whose purse is far, far, far away from them now:
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The person who had the unthinkable happen to them:
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The person whose financial situation is now looking dire:
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The person whose view just got a whole lot crinklier:
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The person whose peanut butter got a little extra seasoning at the store:
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The person who might just have to follow in the footsteps of the person who had the deodorant before them:
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The person who might have to go pick up a brick or two:
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The person who just got absolutely screwed:
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The person whose eye had a tiny, tiny problem:
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And the person who can never, ever go back into their car:
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