Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman
PASADENA, CA—In what many have hailed as a groundbreaking discovery in the field of genetics, scientists at the California Institute of Technology published a study...
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Anya Taylor‑Joy’s Latest Interview Appearance Sparks Heated Debate After Fans Spot Odd Detail
Leave it to the internet to turn a tiny, almost unnoticeable detail about Anya Taylor-Joy into a full-blown investigation. The 29-year-old actress recently had a...
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman
While leading OpenAI, Sam Altman has weathered leaked internal memos, an attempt to oust him as CEO, and widespread skepticism about artificial intelligence’s role in...
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“Divorce Is Imminent”: Lauren Sánchez And Jeff Bezos Go Viral After Fans Spot Strange Moment Between Them
Lauren Sánchez and Jeff Bezos have ignited divorce rumors after a supposedly tense exchange between them on the Vanity Fair Oscars after-party red carpet went...
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God Angry After New Construction Blocks View Of Creation
THE HEAVENS—Expressing frustration with the sky-rise apartment complex going up right outside His celestial home, God Almighty, Supreme Leader of the Universe, confirmed Wednesday that...
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Fans Claim This Was The Exact Moment Timothée Chalamet Realized ‘The Kardashian Curse’ Is Real
Timothée Chalamet losing the Oscar to Michael B. Jordan has many people convinced that the so-called “Kardashian curse” is real. The 30-year-old had been the...
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“He’s Doing It For Attention”: What Michael B. Jordan Did After The Oscars Is Raising Eyebrows
After Michael B. Jordan won the Best Actor Academy Award on Sunday, March 15, he headed straight to a fast-food spot to celebrate with a...
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Everything Son Got At School Book Fair About Medieval Torture Again
BURLINGTON, VT—Voicing appreciation for the fact that the boy’s morbid obsession was at least getting him to read, local mom Hana Garrett confirmed Tuesday that...
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Banksy Fans Convinced His Art Will Plummet In Value After Bombshell Investigation Unmasked His True Identity
The investigation unveiling Banksy’s identity has sparked questions about whether he will remain a powerful name in the street art world. People claim that the...
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Body Language Expert Explains Timothée Chalamet’s Odd Reaction To Michael B. Jordan’s Win
Many eagle-eyed users started picking apart Timothée Chalamet’s reaction to losing out on the Oscar for Best Actor in a Leading Role, especially after his...
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How To Survive An Avalanche
Every year, dozens are killed and many more injured in the avalanches that surge down mountains nationwide. Here’s ways to avoid an untimely death by...
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Here Are 53 Hysterical Oscars Memes And Reactions That Sum Up The Whole Thing
The biggest names in Hollywood gathered last night for the Academy Awards, the last and most prestigious awards show on the calendar honoring the greatest...
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After That Viral ‘Mannequin’ Latex Outfit, Heidi Klum Switches Things Up On The Oscars Red Carpet
More than a month after unveiling one of the most polarizing red carpet looks of the year, Heidi Klum has seemingly reset the conversation entirely...
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“Crossed The Line From Weird Into Full Blown Psycho”: Woman Tries To “Re-Home” 8th Adopted Kid On Facebook Because He Annoys Her
Adopting a child is a very serious commitment and not one to be taken lightly. You can’t simply “return to sender” if things don’t work...
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“Did Anyone Look At Chalamet As A Sage Prior To This?”: Steven Spielberg Slams Timothée Ahead Of The Oscars
Steven Spielberg has now weighed in on Timothee Chalamet’s controversial remarks about ballet and opera during a panel at the 2026 SXSW Conference and Festival...
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“Catnapper” Messes With The Wrong Person, Ends Up Behind Bars After A Visit From Deputy Sheriff
Having a furkid go missing can be a pet owner’s worst nightmare, and many will do whatever it takes to ensure their beloved family member...