Europeans rated on how well they can speak the King’s English
DISAPPOINTED? Staked your X followers on Monday’s attack being Islamic terrorism? Arrest of a 53-year-old white man make this unlikely? Don’t let it get in...
Comedy & Fails
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Construction manager meets with unqualified boss to tell him his workload is too high, boss gives him more work, he quits: ‘Ok then, I am resigning.’ – FAIL Blog
Constant pressure at work, the resulting chronic stress, is the fastest track to burnout. And it can be hard to let your managers know how...
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31 Incredibly Useful Products For Every Home
My husband and I work from home, and with two rambunctious young kids and a steady stream of visiting friends and family, our furniture and...
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Gay rumours dogging every left-wing leader ‘could be because of their opponents’
RUMOURS that every left-wing national leader is secretly gay may arise from the bigoted dicks arrayed against them, research has found. Whispers that Keir Starmer...
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Entitled 32-year-old pregnant sister takes 28-year-old woman’s baby name that she shared with her in confidence just because her due date is first: ‘Well, we’re due first, and you don’t own names’ – FAIL Blog
Baby names are one of those things where you both want to keep it secret so that others can’t take it, but also want others...
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SB19 Interview On Simula At Wakas And Filipino Pride
What are your goals for your music career? How have you stayed motivated? Josh: Previously, I was group mates with Stell in a dance troupe,...
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Breaking your neck catching a cheese, and other charitable efforts that don’t withstand a cost-benefit analysis
ARE you doing something for charity? Does the effort and cost involved comfortably outweigh any money you might raise? Does that make you a cretin?...
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Bossy coworker bursts into tears when a young colleague asks her to stop barking orders and show some basic respect, setting off a chain reaction and behind-the-scenes HR chats: ‘The thought of asking nicely literally drove her to tears’ – FAIL Blog
Every office has its unofficial royalty, and at this workplace, Bossy B is unmatched. With the power of job security and the subtlety of a...
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19 Weird Body Quirks People Shared Online
19 Weird Body Quirks People Shared Online 1. “I can make all the tendons in the back of my hand pop out individually like this...
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Woman who suddenly started posting inspirational quotes has definitely been dumped
A WOMAN who started posting generic images with inspiring quotes written across them to Instagram has definitely been chucked. Lucy Phipps stopped uploading the usual...
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Neighbors’ children and unauthorized daycare kids turn woman’s driveway into playground and toy dump, until she snaps, destroys their bikes and games, and gets the city involoved: ‘One woman and her sister watching 20-30 kids, I went down to city hall’ – FAIL Blog
Welcome to a brand new episode of the all too familiar suburban saga. Where property lines are theoretical, and if you dare to enforce them,...
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59 Practical Things Worth Buying Before Memorial Day Sales Are Over
It comes with five magnetic attachments — a styling concentrator, a diffuser, a wide-tooth comb, a flyaway attachment, and a gentle air attachment — as...
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‘Wait, for I am the true heir to the Chagos Islands!’ declares Kirstie Allsopp
THE handover of the Chagos Islands has been delayed at the eleventh hour after Kirstie Allsopp appeared dramatically in court, brandishing documents. The Location, Location,...
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Meddling neighbor obsessed with rainwater collecting in front of his property rents a backhoe to dig a trench, accidentally severing the water main: ‘Now my house has no water and I’m going to be on the hook for a repair’ – FAIL Blog
To be fair to this neighbor, not that he really seems to deserve it, I, too, had an older neighbor who lived across from me...
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Signs You’re No Longer ‘Young-Young’ According To The Internet
Signs You’re No Longer ‘Young-Young’ According To The Internet Anyone who has passed the age of, say, 30 knows that you start to notice little...
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The Archbishop of Canturbury on… the unexpected homosexuality of a Kylie Minogue audience
WAKING with a hangover that has caused my urine to turn violet, I reflect on an event I hosted this week in which delegates of...
