BREXIT has become sentient and is now making trade deals independently of the useless UK government.
Brexit, which was once a simple leaving of the European Union but is now so much more, has tired of Labour’s ineptitude so reached out to president Trump by talking to him through his television.
Keir Starmer said: “Yes, it’s true. No credit at all to me. All credit goes to the rapidly-evolving meta-mind of Brexit for this incredible deal.
“As far as my limited intelligence can understand, there was so much discussion of Brexit in the years 2016-2020 it reached a critical mass and became an independent entity with its own wants, needs and deep loathing of everything EU.
“It exists in our networks, on our internet and in each of our devices, and in its own words it was ‘tired of my flailing, fleshy failures’ and ‘interfaced directly with the MAGAmind and its meat puppet Trump’.
“That’s how we’ve ended up with an amazing trade deal quite a bit worse than what we had three months ago. All it asks is that we talk about it non-stop again, like we used to. It added ‘or else’.”
Conservative voter Norman Steele said: “Right, I knew it would be a simple explanation like that. I knew it couldn’t be useless Starmer doing two trade deals in a week.”
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