LABOUR? Having a migrant clampdown? Doing one thing and saying the other mate, I should know, I voted for Boris and Brexit. Here’s what’s really happening:
Stopping foreign students overstaying visas
Yeah well I did some scaffolding on campus and these foreign students? Rich as f**king Crozier, waltzing to lectures with Louis Vuitton backpacks. Not fake either, I know because I nicked one and eBayed it. They’ll just buy a new visa or citizenship if they want to. Terrible state of affairs, wouldn’t have happened under the Tories.
Stopping refugees bringing family members
Means the exact opposite. You know how we’re all related to each other thanks to some randy bastard called Charlemagne? Labour’s taken that to its logical extreme. You can now claim anyone’s your relative as we’re all part of the family of man, and get them over on the next flight. With full luggage allowance and Priority Boarding.
One in, one out
I know all about this policy because I used to work the door at Samoan Joe’s before I got done for affray, and let me tell you it’s never one in, one out. You let the tit in, you let the money in, you let the local dealers in because they know where you live and they hold your gambling debts, soon it’s dangerously overcrowded. Exactly what we’ve seen here.
Deporting failed claimants
Oh, they’re deporting, alright. Know who they’re deporting? Native whites. Straight up, my mate Joe works baggage handling at Stansted and he’s seen them being herded onto flights like cattle. Happened to a mate of mine, rumour was he’d been sent down for noncing but his wife said no way, deported to Sudan for whiteness.
Stopping the boats
They’ve actually accelerated them, by giving in to the French and letting them tilt the Channel at 45 degrees. It’s downhill all the way to Dover now. You could do it on a boogie board. Meanwhile our duty-free’s twice as heavy by weight, cutting our fag allowances and putting hard-working smugglers like Lonnie down the club out of work.
Having a flag
Bollocks Starmer’s got a flag, unless it’s for the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea. That’s his red, white and blue. No, flags are for me, the Tories and Reform, and the sooner they’re back in the sooner I can stop being bothered about these asylum hotels like I wasn’t before July 2024.
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