Can somebody please explain…
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The constant use of three dots…
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The constant, ear-shatteringly loud ringtones:
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And it’s always the marimba:
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The volume being BLASTED:
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The non-sanctioned swiping:
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The never-ending voice texts:
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The strange pronounciations:
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The grunts… THE GRUNTS:
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That one phone case that must be mandatory to buy:
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The CONSTANT use of CAPITAL letters:
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The ol’ t-shirt squint:
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The cyborgian comments:
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Texting like it’s 1911:
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The constant click-clacking:
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Their favorite emoji:
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The never-ending wait at the ATM:
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The whole “Chipotle” thing:
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The insistance on “screenshot:”
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The unbelievable assumption:
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The tomato juice conundrum:
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The hilarity in holes:
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Leaving a voicemail like it’s 2007:
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Living the au naturel lifestyle:
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The old-timey language:
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The close, personal relationship:
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The severe lack of “mute:”
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And the electric story-telling:
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