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When an unsuspecting reporter asked someone what they did on the long weekend and they replied, “Punched some cones”.
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When a newsreader got tooted by a car, and she quickly responded with, “Thanks, fuckwit”.
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When newsreaders Mike Amor and Rebecca Maddern called Novak Djokovic a “lying, sneaky asshole” off air…but still on mic.
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This guy who was interviewed for the news and had the most infectious laugh ever.
5.
This drunk guy on a scooter in Bali who said “I’m fucking blind” when asked if he was safe to drive.
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When this newsreader absolutely OWNED her cohost who said, “I don’t understand how something so small can be so impressive.”
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In 2008 when the recession hit, and Sunrise thought it’d be a good idea to just…reject it, with a song and dance.
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And that time someone found a wallet at the Melbourne Cup and used a live broadcast to try to find the owner.
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When this guy was talking about the wild dogs in his neighbourhood and felt the need to REALLY explain what they’re like.
11.
The “chk chk boom” girl’s reenactment of a shooting in Kings Cross, complete with accents and sound effects.
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That time Andrew Rochford accidentally called Kitty Flanagan “clitty” on The Project.
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Oh, and let’s not forget Carrie Bickmore calling Qantas “cuntas”.
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When Karl Stefanovic hosted Today the morning after the Logies…while still drunk.
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When Grant Denyer flew in a stunt plane while reporting the weather and passed out for a good minute.
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And the poor weatherperson who got scared by the giant rooster at the Easter Show.
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When the two most Aussie guys ever accidentally foiled a robbery, and their recount of the whole story had Karl in stitches.
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When that newsreader went OFF on her cohost for wearing a white shirt.
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When Lee Lin Chin got caught out thirsting over a hot journo.
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And finally, when a giant seagull strutted behind one newsreader like it was nbd.
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